if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
Rinko Kukuichi as Major Motoko Kusanagi
Hiroyuki Sanada as CIT Officer Ishikawa
Ron Perlman as Bato (See, you can still have some white actors, especially if they’re cyborgs!)
Shin Koyamada as Togusa
James Hong as Chief Aramaki
Any more ideas?
Ron Perlman as Bato is the best fancasting I’ve ever heard.
make it mandatory
These are good choices!
僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎
My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
the rise and fall
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
it is the chosen one
it must be the main character in the anime
It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.
it must be a shiny
bae: hey u wanna come over? ;)
me: can’t im selling dwarven crafts
bae: my parents aren’t home
me: they’re fine dwarven crafts. direct. from. orzammar.
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
My Harry Potter studies over the years.