hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

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me: *playing an rpg*
me: I'm gonna be the villain this time
me: *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*
stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

are you an xbox or ps person
Anonymous
Dear Hollywood: an easy method of not whitewashing Ghost in The Shell (You’re Welcome)

this-is-lackluster:

some-newtype-bullshit:

ascrod:

explosionscanalwaysbebigger:

Rinko Kukuichi as Major Motoko Kusanagi

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Hiroyuki Sanada as CIT Officer Ishikawa

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Ron Perlman as Bato (See, you can still have some white actors, especially if they’re cyborgs!)

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Shin Koyamada as Togusa

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James Hong as Chief Aramaki image

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Any more ideas?

Ron Perlman as Bato is the best fancasting I’ve ever heard.

make it mandatory

These are good choices!

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

jpnvines:

僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

earthdad:

the rise and fall

mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.


it must be a shiny

mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

it must be a shiny

antivantrash:

bae: hey u wanna come over? ;)

me: can’t im selling dwarven crafts

bae: my parents aren’t home

me: they’re fine dwarven crafts. direct. from. orzammar.

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

skottieyoung:

My Harry Potter studies over the years.