swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

pleatedjeans:

via

goldenmochi:

I decided to do a collective post of all the tutorials I have written so far so they’re all sitting in one place. I’ll try and keep this list updated whenever I add a new tutorial. I hope its helpful!

Embroidery:
Starting out & Basic Stitches
Thread Types
Simple Stitches
Fancy…

ask-rivailles-squad:

Hydro pump > Windex

ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

surfahboi:

Antidepressants

surfahboi:

Antidepressants

laugh-addict:

 

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

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omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

theycallhimcake:

Dude la Dude

callmeunwritten:

This is absolutely incredible and no one can tell me otherwise.